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[XIÀ, central administration system] XIÀ: Hello, Emmie. Yes, I can see that. Emmie: I’m early for my interviews this time!Chapter 0 page 3
XIÀ: That’s correct. You have 62 seconds to spare. Emmie: Yeah! XIÀ: —But… Weren’t you going to get a haircut? *poink* Emmie: Huh?! Oh shit! I was! -Scissors!! XIÀ: Don’t do that! Those are for cutting paper! You don’t any have hair stylist training!! Emmie: Scissors...Chapter 0 page 4
XIÀ: No scissors. OK? Emmie: OK. XIÀ: Excellent. Here, use this. Emmie: *brush brush* XIÀ: Very good! Remember to watch your language! Also, is that appropriate attire? Emmie: AAAAAAAAAAHHH F--CK SH--T *looking down at shirt that says “F EWE”* XIÀ: Oh dear. Your interviews are starting now.Chapter 0 page 5
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